“Apparently tasteful babies in Brooklyn and their parents are ordering something called a ‘babyccino,’ which involves either decaf cappuccino or just steamed milk and foam.” {From: Discerning Brooklyn Tots Now Demanding “Babyccinos” To The Annoyance Of The Borough’s Baristas – The Consumerist}
I’ve been drinking coffee since I was two years old. It’s not something I think about very much (except when I can’t reach things on high shelves). But today I learned that all that Denny’s swill I imbibed during my toddling years means that I was a very, very uncool baby.